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asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

April 23 14 // 304,145 notes

momjpg:

vegetariqn:

sniffing:

The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs

im laughing so hard at the last one jfc

why would you even put an iron in a washing machine…

omg #9 is such an accurate representation of my life

ronaldtherapist:

people who comment “photo credzz” on instagram?? like relax its not a fucking magazine photoshoot its literally just a fucking picture

April 23 14 // 435 notes

airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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maleteen:

chinese food is more important than 95% of the things in my life

April 23 14 // 87,730 notes
oh-my-pikachu:

and they say games are good for nothing. 

oh-my-pikachu:

and they say games are good for nothing. 

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
April 23 14 // 60,709 notes

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

April 23 14 // 274,446 notes

officialunitedstates:

"Hello, welcome to Starbucks."

"Hi, I’ve never had coffee before. Could you please explain the key differences between all of your different coffee selections.  Spare no detail."

April 23 14 // 5,487 notes

itslikethatfrenchthing:

powerofvoodoo:

so i’m ready to go back to school

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woah hang on what

are you really sure you’re only going to need one pen?

April 23 14 // 183,239 notes

bewbin:

thugdating:

What do straight boys text each other about is what I wanna know

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April 23 14 // 249,307 notes

foodchewer:

cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

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April 23 14 // 156,464 notes

lunuh:

i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.

April 23 14 // 69,616 notes