well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish
the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu
Blood is thicker than waterThe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.
Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.
where the fuck is the bartender
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
Just let this sink in for a bit. #ferguson
do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown